Why am I old why am I fat

 

Well, I know precisely why I'm old and fat hahahuhu ~emotional crisis~. But the past week has really emphasized the old part because goddamn my back hurts. It's not just the lower back at this point either. It's just full-on back pain that will probably result in me with a hunched back.

Me irl

I always used to laugh at how older people would be all "Get off my lawn!" at young people but now that I am that old person who can blame them? Their body hurts everywhere and kids carousing on your lawn really isn't something you want to have to deal with on top of everything else.